Sun. May 20th 7:30am
Yak Derby
Yak Derby: In an attempt to see whose yak is the fastest, the big-bottomed bros enter themselves in the annual, world-famous generic city derby. In the race, they come upon bad inc.’S evil plan using a trojan horse to win and blow up the winner’s circle where the mayor of tokyo and wisdom san are gathered. It’s neck and neck and turns out to be a photo finish in the home stretch of disaster.
Tue. May 22nd 8:00am
Shemo - The Fourth Sumoteer
Shemo - The Fourth Sumoteer: Shemo, the fourth sumoteer (separated in the first flashback of the first episode) arrives in generic city bent on destroying bad inc. Shemo is tougher than our heroes, stronger, smarter, swifter... And she’s a girl. This leads to sibling rivalry, which ends in a lesson well learned. She’s a girl. No wait, it’s something more along the lines of appreciating another’s talents without being threatened or envious or something like that.
Thu. May 24th 8:00am
That Was Zen, This Is Tao
That Was Zen, This Is Tao: When genghis laments the old days when wisdom san first beat him and ruined his hopes to destroy the world, ms. Mister gets the idea to send genghis back in time to change the tide of the battle to the side of evil. Only three super duper sumos can stop their time-changing plan of destruction.
Sun. May 27th 7:30am
Binky Did a Bad, Bad Thing
Binky Did a Bad, Bad Thing: Bad inc. Creates a forty-foot, monstrous teddy bear, named binky, which terrorizes the city. The super duper sumos must put the sumo-sized squeeze on binky and save the day.
Tue. May 29th 8:00am
The Seven Sumorai
The Seven Sumorai: Our three heroes have to save a small fishing village in new jersey from the encroachment of bad inc.’s killer big-city buildings and menacing skyscrapers.
Thu. May 31st 8:00am
Basho Crasho Sumos
Basho Crasho Sumos: The big-bottomed bros fight in a huge sumo tournament, which turns out to be a sinister trap set by bad inc. Our heroes cheat in the tournament (first mistake), get captured by bad inc. (Second mistake) and listen to booma’s ideas (third huge mistake). Balancing the phat and fighting fairly against overwhelming odds, the sumos win the day and defeat their opponents restoring honor and the phat.
Sun. Jun 3rd 7:30am
The Incredible Shrinking Butt
The Incredible Shrinking Butt: Booma’s butt accidentally comes in contact with some of bad inc.’S evil shrinking solution. As his butt shrinks to the size of a normal man’s, booma loses all self-esteem. Kimo and mamoo must get booma up off the couch and out into the fight against a sea of monsters from bad inc.
Tue. Jun 5th 8:00am
Dance of the Sugar Plum Sumos
Dance of the Sugar Plum Sumos: The super duper sumos must go undercover as ballerinas to thwart bad inc.’S evil plan to destroy centers of culture all around the world.
Thu. Jun 7th 8:00am
Eviction Conviction
Eviction Conviction: The bad, inc. Boardroom becomes crowded with failed monsters and hideous experiments. They decide to build a new building...Right on top of the sumos’ apartment! But, the big-bottomed bros aren’t moving. Battles with animated toilets ensue, until the sumos must battle the most hideous monster of all... Their transformed landlady.
Sun. Jun 10th 7:30am
Beach Blanket Sumo
Beach Blanket Sumo: A day at the beach for the sumos turns into a battle against bad inc.’S evil plan to rid the world of cruise ships (which some would call a good plan). Our big-bottomed bros must fight mechanical sharks, giant squids and a motorized evil underwater compound shaped like a giant crab. But luckily, in the end, instead of being in deep sushi, they’re eating it.
Tue. Jun 12th 8:00am
Handle With Care
Handle With Care: In a sumo-sized mix-up, the big-bottomed bros believe that bad, inc. Has turned prima into a small, glass figurine. They battle their way into bad, inc. To get dr. Stinger to turn prima back. But he can’t. Instead he turns the figurine into a huge monster, which sets about smashing the city and spanking the sumos’ butts for fear of hurting “prima.” Luckily, prima returns from her spring break vacation and the sumos leap smash the figurine to smithereens.
Thu. Jun 14th 8:00am
Rest Area 51
Rest Area 51: The sumos take a break and go camping in the woods. At the same time, bad inc. Has a company retreat in their toxic-waste plant nestled in the heart of the same pristine woods. All sorts of grotesque monsters attack the sumos giving them no peace until the big-bottomed bros destroy the toxic-waste plant and send the bad guys packing back to the city.
Sun. Jun 17th 7:30am
Car Yak’d
Car Yak’d: The sumos’ yaks are stolen and our heroes don’t know what to do without their transportation. They try to find them, and the police are absolutely no help. All the while, bad inc. Keeps attacking. The sumos must continue on the trail of their stolen yaks. It turns out the police had the yaks all along. Some of the boys were out joy riding. Go figure.
Tue. Jun 19th 8:00am
Sumos on Ice
Sumos on Ice: Bad inc. Blocks out the sun with a giant pie-shaped blimp in order to freeze the planet. The sumos must put an end to this forever winter while fighting off robotic hockey players and a giant fifty-foot emperor penguin. The big-bottomed bros pop the blimp knocking the penguin out cold and turning up the heat for a grateful planet.
Thu. Jun 21st 8:00am
Back to School
Back to School: In order to protect a nerdy young man, the sumos go undercover at the local high school. Of course, they don’t fit in too well (literally). Bad inc. Thinks that the sumos know something they don’t and immediately follow in order to destroy the boy the sumos are protecting. Mayhem, grading and homecoming football games ensue.
Sun. Jun 24th 7:30am
Phat to the Phuture
Phat to the Phuture: Kimo has a psychic vision/premonition that booma gets destroyed in a fight with bad inc. Doing the honorable thing, kimo sets out to protect his big-bottomed bro at all costs (usually to his own peril). Tempting fate, kimo disguises himself as booma only to have all of the psychic visions come true upon himself.
Tue. Jun 26th 8:00am
Honor Thy Phather
Honor Thy Phather: Genghis tricks kimo into believing that, “kimo, i am your father.” Kimo must honor his father at all costs, which makes for some very tricky moments amongst the big-bottomed bros...Especially when this new-found paternal influence turns brother against brother.
Thu. Jun 28th 8:00am
Sumo on a Hot Tin Roof
Sumo on a Hot Tin Roof: Bad inc. Unleashes a horrendous heat wave upon generic city full of savage plants and rampaging savages. Only the super duper sumos can save the city ... If only they can find a way to keep cool in the process.